Apparently, there’s no truth to the rumors (yet) that #FoxNews Chairman Roger Ailes and Fox News and Friends Co-Host Steve Doocy will undergo sensitivity training as part of a settlement to the law suit for unlawful sexual harassment brought forth by Gretchen #Carlson. Rumors circulated that Roger and Steve might attend a training session commonly used by politicians and celebrities. I wasn’t able to confirm these rumors one way or another. However, I was able to obtain from a confidential source a copy of the training schedule Roger Ailes and Steve Doocy may undertake. The program is known as Sensitivity and Intense Training for Completely Obnoxious Men, or SITCOM. This sensitivity training is for one week.
Join in a mixer for all attendees Sunday night at 7 PM until? Meet the instructors and fellow celebrities who have fallen from grace. Mixer is hosted by Hooters.
How to Hold a Press Conference. Learn how to deny charges without using the telltale signs for lying. Learn how to say “sensitivity training” with a straight face. Panel discussion with panelists Bob Filner (former Mayor), Bob Packwood (former Senator), and Anthony Weiner (former Congressman)
Sexual Harassment 101. Learn the two types of sexual harassment; “quid pro quo” and “hostile work environment.” Included are proven methods to avoid blackmail and getting caught. Learn how to pay hush money without leaving a paper trail. Instructors are Bob Filner, former Mayor of San Diego and former TV host David Letterman.
Yes, You Can Clean Up Your Act. In this seminar, learn out to appear reformed without really changing. Panel members include Mitsubishi CEO; former Congressman, Anthony Weiner; and Bill Clinton.
There is Life After a #Scandal. Instructors will tell you how to find work after falling from grace. Instructors are former Governor of New York, Eliot Spitzer; and former Governor of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger; and Congressman for South Carolina, Mark Sanford.
Friday Session Closing Ceremony: Graduation ceremony for those who have not dropped out of the program, or have not settled out of court.
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