The Ten Not So Subtle Signs You’re a Bad Neighbor

  1. A fire truck shows up whenever you start to barbeque.
  2. The FBI sets up a stake out in the house across the street.
  3. The pizza delivery person won’t come to your house.
  4. The neighbors call their kids inside every time you go outside.
  5. All your neighbors are selling their homes.
  6. Your neighbors are building high fences and topping them with barbed wire and glass.
  7. There’s a news van parked in front of your house.
  8. People out walking cross the street rather than walk in front of your house.
  9. When you leave the house a drone follows you.
  10. The garbage company won’t pick up your trash.

Perhaps you know from experience a few others.

 

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  1. Monte, items 4, 5, & 8 are things whites used to do to African-Americans who had the nerve to move into a neighborhood unwanted. I know, it happened to me as a child. So, rather than think I was the bad neighbor I got a 1st hand view of racist neighbors. Some culture we live in, right.

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