Alex Rodriguez is now an Instructor for the New York Yankees

You may have read in the news that the #A-Rod is now an instructor at #Yankees’ minor league complex in Tampa. He played his final game on August 12. You probably thought, as I did, WTF? He’s not exactly a role model. As luck would have it, a confidential source gave me the proposed curriculum that the A-Rod might use. Here it is:

 Day One – How to obtain performance-enhancing drugs (PEDs) specifically human growth hormone, testosterone and Primobolan, without your coach’s knowledge. Finding the best hiding places for PEDs.

 Day Two – Seven ways to beat a drug test.

 Day Three – How to lie during an interview and deny doping allegations. You can always blame your cousin or other players.

 Day Four – Ten ways to attack reporters who write bad articles about you. It’s not about truth.

 Day Five – Yes, you can buy evidence if you have enough money.

 I’m sure that A-Rod will be a popular instructor. We wish him well.

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