How will Trump Treat Women World Leaders?

The new president will have to deal with #NATO and the numerous heads of state in #Europe, some of which are women. Based on Trump’s history of treating or mistreating women, we can pretty much guess how he would score or rate the female heads of state. Keep in mind that this may be considered “locker room banter”. Below are some possible scenarios on how Trump will treat national leaders who are female:

Prime Minister Theresa #May of #England. Learn to speak English for heaven’s sake. Brexit seems like a good business strategy; like filing for bankruptcy. Quit the EU membership, file for a loss and don’t pay taxes for 18 years. You go girl!

Chancellor
Angela #Merkel of #Germany.  Old, fat and ugly. We’ll extradite Heidi Klum if I’m elected and you’ll have to take her back. Build a wall around Germany and make Poland pay for it.

President Dalia Grybauskaite of #Lithuania. Look at that face! You need to pay up your share of the expenses of NATO.

President Atifete Jahjaga of #Kosovo. A person who’s flat-chested is very hard to be a 10, OK? Kosova needs a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering Kosovo.

Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt of #Denmark. Sadly, no longer a 10. She shouldn’t be allowed to flirt with our president. I won’t allow it. Well, maybe I will. You know, I just start kissing and can’t stop. That’s me.

Prime Minister Alenka Bratusek of #Slovenia. Look at that face! You need to pay up your share of the expenses of NATO. Slovenia needs a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering Slovenia.

Prime Minister Sibel Siber of #Cyprus (North). A slob. Build a damn wall between North Cyprus and South Cyprus and make the South pay for it.

Prime Minister Erna Solberg of #Norway. Another Miss Piggy. She sits around tossing PokéBalls during a debate in Norway’s parliament instead of paying attention. Yipes! You need to pay up your share of the expenses of NATO.

President Marie-Louise Coleiro Preca of #Malta. Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? You need to pay up your share of the expenses of NATO.

Prime Minister Ewa Kopacz of #Poland. Another slob. Build a damn wall between Poland and Germany and make Germany pay for it.

President Simonetta Sommaruga of #Switzerland. Old and ugly. Look at that hair! Why don’t you join NATO, you cheap bitch?

President Kolinda Grabar-Kitarovic of #Croatia.  At least she has got a young and beautiful ass. You need a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering Croatia. You need to pay up your share of the expenses of NATO.

I’m sure if Trump is elected he’ll handle our foreign policy with aplomb.

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