#Area 51 is a remote detachment of Edwards Air Force Base, 83miles north-northwest of #Las Vegas in #Nevada. The base’s primary purpose is top secret; however, it most likely supports development and testing of aircraft and weapons systems. It also houses alleged unidentified flying objects (#UFOs) that crashed nearby. Rumors persist that visiting aliens live in the barracks. Okay, you all knew that much.
Did you ever wonder about the other areas like Area 50, Area 49, and Area 52, etc.? Those areas are top secret too. You may wonder how I know that. Well, have you ever heard of them? No? There you go. I obtained a top-secret list of those top-secret areas from a top-secret confidential source. I won’t bore you with the entire list. I will just name a few:
Area 13. Locally called “Trump-scare,” Area 13 is the location where the new GOP Affordable Healthcare Act was developed.
Area 007. This area houses all the data that is gathered by the #CIA and #NSA. Its affectionately referred to as the Home of the SS (Super Snoopers). One entire building is devoted just to telephone conversations and wire taps. Another has all the e-mails you thought disappeared into a cyber black hole. Training on turning microwaves into spying devices is conducted here.
Area EZ1040. It’s at this area where all the tax codes are taken and revised to be impossible to understand. It also stores all the Presidential tax returns under armed guard.
Area 411. This area is where alternative facts and fake news are developed. It was here that the alleged Russian interference in 2016 election and Trump’s wiretapping allegations against Obama were developed. Judge Napolitano, formerly from Fox News, is a consultant for this area.
Area IT. The area is used strictly for Intensive Therapy (IT). It contains an 18-hole golf course, a swimming pool and tennis courts. Anthony Weiner, Bob #Filner and others graduated from the one-week course. Many graduates say that the therapy has improved their golf handicap by as much 10 strokes.
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