#FoxNews Executives to Take Intensive Therapy for Sexual Harassment

Rumor has it that Fox News will send all their executives for intensive therapy to preclude future lawsuits and end the culture of misogyny and serial harassers. The New York Times reported that Fox News has paid out $13 million to five women since 2002. #RogerAiles is targeted again by another woman for sexual harassment. Apparently, there’s no truth to the rumor that Fox keeps #BillO’Reilly on the staff because sexual harassment is part and partial to The #O’ReillyFactor.

Intensive Rehabilitation Therapy for Fox News Executives

I was able to obtain from a confidential source a copy of the “intense therapy” proposed for Fox News executives. The program known as Bogus and Unauthentic Legalized Larceny and Spurious Hypocritical Intense Therapy (BULLSH*T) is used successfully to help celebrities and politicians keep their reputations. This intense therapy is intended to last for one week. Below is a copy of the curriculum.

Sunday Optional Mixer

Join us in a mixer for all attendees Sunday night at 7 PM until whenever. Meet the instructors and fellow executives who have fallen from grace. Open bar and free #marijuana tasting (not yet available in all states).

Monday Session

How to Hold a Press Conference 101. Learn how to deny charges without using the telltale signs for lying. Learn how to say, “intense therapy” with a straight face. Learn how to pronounce new words like “paparazzi”. Learn how to publicly apologize and look sincere. Enjoy a panel discussion with panelists #LanceArmstrong, #EliotSpitzer, #Bill Clinton, and #AlexBaldwin.

Tuesday Session

How to Create a Culture of Misogyny: Learn such techniques as wearing sunglasses all day to hide your eyes. Learn how to ask women (or men) in your office not to wear underwear. Instructor Bob Filner, ex-Mayor of San Diego, California, #BillCosby, actor and special guest instructor POTUS Donald Trump.

Wednesday Session

How to Build a Secret Family: Learn how to hide illegitimate children from expert Arnold #Schwarzenegger, ex-Governor of California.

Thursday Session

Sexting for Beginners: Learn the basis of sexting from sexting expert #AnthonyWeiner.

Friday Session

Yes, You Can Keep Your Old Job. Instructor #MarkSanford, re-elected Congressman for South Carolina.

Closing Ceremony: Graduation ceremony for those who have not dropped out of the program or arrested.

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