Spring Cleaning for the Uninhibited

Now that Spring is here, I read with interest a news item about what to throw out from your closets. Heading the list were clothes but also old Halloween costumes, cosmetics, and anything from your ex’s. I think several things were omitted from the list. I have included them here:

  1. Your cousin who has been in the closet since junior high school.
  2. Those old eight track tapes (also the 78 rpm records).
  3. The pervert neighbor who likes to hide in there while you dress.
  4. Your significant other’s underwear that you like to dress up in when your significant other is out of town.
  5. Your stash of Playboy magazines and other porn.
  6. The KKK hood and gown that you thought would make a hilarious Halloween costume but didn’t.
  7. The booze or candy that you hid there so your significant other wouldn’t find it.
  8. Several skeletons from your family.
  9. Jimmy Hoffa’s body.
  10. Whips, chains and other erotic paraphilia from former lovers.
  11. Old Barbie dolls. Who needs them, right?
  12. You brother’s baseball card collection. A useless hobby.
  13. Old comic books dating back to the 1930’s. Who reads this stuff?
  14. Old pipe bombs your significant other never finished making.
  15. That ghost that haunts your house.

I hope this has helped you in your Spring cleaning.

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